Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
UR STILL FUGLY
she succ me thru my boxers
Why don’t you learn proper english sir
shut the fuck out my face
god: let there be light!
straight boy: haha and then what? (;
i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS