zeldathemes

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

I saw this before and it said 30 dollars

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

puddlewolf:

we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean

dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

penis-hilton:

me on my way to church

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

razzle-the-dazzle:

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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